Me: "hello sir, what brings you in here tonight?"
Patient: "My neck hurts?"
Me: "Oh? Where is it hurting you? When did this start?"
Patient: "Right in the front here, where the other nursing home resident choked me out for calling bingo at the same time as him!"
Me: " ... wow, I can't say I've ever seen a bingo choke hold before... Maybe you should try a less dangerous game like checkers... "
Seriously, I can't make this stuff up.
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